This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
when the ‘stay-at-home’ order started how eager I was to get the things done that I just didn’t have time to do. I’ve never been a person to waste time. So, I started in on drawers and closets. When I realize this ‘stay-at-home’ thing wasn’t going to end soon, I slowed down. After all there’s tomorrow. I still have more drawers and file cabinets to attack…tomorrow.  I have a feeling when this craziness is over there will be a new breed of procrastinators.  And ‘me too’ will have a new meaning for me.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
people your age seems a lot older than you.
your idea of get-up-and go is to go to bed.

KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Always allow extra time to get someplace.
Keep extra keys.
Challenge your fears.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
(Talking about weight through the grapevine)
Women who carry extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
I’m not overweight, but too short for my height. 
I’m not bragging but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink. 
She hangs out with people who are overweight so she can look thinner. 

HINTS FOR THE LAUNDRY ROOM
(Taken from FC&A Easy Does It*)
If you over-do the detergent in the washing machine causing too much suds, add a half cup of salt to the wash.
Used fabric softener sheets make great dust clothes.
To keep sweaters from pilling, wash them in a tied pillowcase.
A pantyhose tied in a knot makes a great lint catcher in your dryer.

PUNCH LINES
Eat to live, don’t live to eat
A wishbone can never replace a backbone.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
😃
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

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rose in mouth

Theresa Klunk Schultz

3 Comments

  1. Bonnie Bates on June 15, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Another great Monday, Theresa. Especially “You know you’re getting older when…” 🙂

  2. Mary Ann Rippel on June 15, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Great Blog today Theresa. In this time of so much negative news it is refreshing to read something that brings a smile and makes you reflect on more positive thoughts. Thank you !!

  3. Cathy Saine on June 17, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Love your blog, keeps getting better and better. I too, have slowed down on cleaning out closets, drawers, etc. Finally decided to give up the nevery ending battle. Get more pleasure out in the garden tackling those never ending, but more enjoyable, chores. I actually like digging in the dirt, pulling weeds and dead heading flowers. Tomorrow, fertilizing time.

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