I WAS THINKING…
when the ‘stay-at-home’ order started how eager I was to get the things done that I just didn’t have time to do. I’ve never been a person to waste time. So, I started in on drawers and closets. When I realize this ‘stay-at-home’ thing wasn’t going to end soon, I slowed down. After all there’s tomorrow. I still have more drawers and file cabinets to attack…tomorrow. I have a feeling when this craziness is over there will be a new breed of procrastinators. And ‘me too’ will have a new meaning for me.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
people your age seems a lot older than you.
your idea of get-up-and go is to go to bed.
KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Always allow extra time to get someplace.
Keep extra keys.
Challenge your fears.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
(Talking about weight through the grapevine)
Women who carry extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
I’m not overweight, but too short for my height.
I’m not bragging but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
She hangs out with people who are overweight so she can look thinner.
HINTS FOR THE LAUNDRY ROOM
(Taken from FC&A Easy Does It*)
If you over-do the detergent in the washing machine causing too much suds, add a half cup of salt to the wash.
Used fabric softener sheets make great dust clothes.
To keep sweaters from pilling, wash them in a tied pillowcase.
A pantyhose tied in a knot makes a great lint catcher in your dryer.
Eat to live, don’t live to eat
A wishbone can never replace a backbone.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.