This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
about the terrifying winds that took control for two days.
Because the threat of down power lines and fires, So Cal Edison had to initiate black-outs. Well, you know what that’s like to be without electricity for a long time. But my fridge survived and so did my friends and neighbors. Perhaps Mother Nature has to remind us once in a while who is in charge and give us a reason to appreciate the beautiful days and nature. I got the message. (But I still don’t like wind.)

THOUGHTS ABOUT WIND
Nicholas Sparks wrote “Love is like the wind-you can’t see it but you can feel it.
A six-year-old noted that the wind made the trees sneeze.
Love is that to life as wind is to a windmill.
Don’t fear opposition. Be like a kite which rises highest against the wind.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT OLD YET IF…
you’re still awake at 10:00 p.m.
you know better, but you do it anyway.
you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
One couple lived together for 60 years without a single argument.
Their secret? They shared the same hearing aid.
Doctor: The pain in your leg is from old age.
Harry: Don’t be silly—my other leg is the same age and it doesn’t hurt at all.

KEEP STEEL WOOL FROM RUSTING
(Taken from Haley’s Hints)
To prevent steel wool pads from rusting, store in a bowl of water to which you’ve added 3 tablespoons of baking soda.

PUNCH LINES
Ten cents used to be a lot of money for a kid, but dimes have changed.
A flood is just a river that got too big for its bridges.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.

Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

hanging on tree

Theresa Klunk Schultz