I WAS THINKING…
how much I enjoyed watching the Lawrence Welk’s show Saturday night.
Yea, this Saturday night. His reruns are on PBS at 6:30. (at least on my television). The Lawrence Welk’s show aired from 1951 to 1982. I also goggled his name and found many of his shows. In my opinion, this clean-cut family entertainment of music, singing, dancing and yes, the bubbles has never been matched. It’s fun to have a fond memory come alive again, even if it’s only on television.
FAMOUS WORDS FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE
Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
(Mark Twain)
If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
(Benjamin Franklin)
A diplomat is a man who makes you feel at home—even if he wishes you were.
(Woodrow Wilson)
If you give what you do not need, it isn’t giving.
(Mother Theresa)
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Doctor to overweight patient: “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost five pounds.” When the man returned, he had lost twenty pounds.
“You did this just by following my instructions?” the doctor asked.
The patient nodded. “Yes, but by the third day, I thought I was going to drop dead from skipping.
REMOVE MILDEW AND MOLD
(Taken from the Vinegar Anniversary Book)
To clean metal edges of shower and tub, scrub down with crumbled up foil that has been dipped in full strength vinegar. Use a toothbrush dipped in vinegar for crevices and corners. Rinse with clear water, then with water and vinegar and buff dry.
PUNCH LINES
In youth, anything goes. With age, everything goes.
A dollar goes far these days–so far, you’ll never see it again.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.
