This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
about the Olympics. Can you imagine how many hours the athletes need to endure to train. Now, those are the kind of people I call stars. How could anyone not admire them, winners or not. It reminds me of some of my friends who are 80+ years old and walk 3 to 5 miles several times a week. Ouch! It makes my 15-to-20-minute walks seem insignificant. I give up. I’m never going to be an athlete.  

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GROWING OLD WHEN…
you see a girl who looks like someone you used to know, and it turns out to be her daughter.
when people start telling you how young you look.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
A well-known celebrity was doing a benefit at a senior citizens home. He went up to one of the elderly ladies, sat down beside her and asked, “Do you know who I am?” She said, “No, but go to the front desk. They’ll tell you who you are.”

SIGN ON BILLBOARD
Who hates speeding tickets? Raise your right foot.

SHOE POLISH SUBSTITUTES
(
Taken from Haley’s Hints)
Run out of shoe polish? Here are some ideas.
Try paste floor wax. Its natural color works good with light or dark leather.
Furniture polish will shine leather shoes in a jiffy.
The inside of a banana peel will shine your shoes. Buff with a clean dry rag.
A dab of hand cream, rubbed in & buffed, will also work.

PUNCH LINES
The only thing that’s free of “charge” is a dead battery.
The best time to buy anything is a year ago.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

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Theresa Klunk Schultz

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