This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
about the horrifying situation in Ukraine. It’s heartbreaking to see what those people are going through. All we can do is join the millions of people around the world who are praying for them. My problems and annoyances seem very insignificant now. I’m very thankful for all the amazing things in my life. I just wish it didn’t take a disturbing situation to be reminded to remember not to forget.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
An English professor wrote these words on the blackboard.
“A woman without her man is nothing.”
He then asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All the male students wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All female students wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Perhaps this is another example why it’s better to call than tex.

MORE USE FABRIC-SOFTENER SHEETS
(Taken from Grandpa Putt’s Problem Solvers)
Between trips, store a sheet inside of suitcases to keep them smelling fresh.
Put a sheet in the bottom of wastebaskets and garbage cans to prevent odor.
Before potting a plant, place a sheet over the drainage hole It will keep the soil
in and let the water drain out.
They work great for dusting computers, television screens and metal mini blinds.

SOMETHING TO REMEMBER
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You aren’t going anywhere until you change it.
Be stronger than your excuses.
Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you are right.

PUNCH LINES
All that’s required to grow healthy grass is a crack in the driveway.
It was once said that a man incomplete until married, then he’s finished.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F

prayful

Theresa Klunk Schultz

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