This I’ve Learned


I WAS THINKING
about the rain we finally got in California. We were rationed on the amount of water we could use on our lawns. It was always a topic of conversation. Then it happened. It finally rained and everyone was delighted. But then it kept raining and raining for over three days. This caused flooding, mud slides and many accidents. In spite of the consequences, most of the chat I overheard, people were still thankful for the rain. I know what they mean.

THOUGHTS ABOUT RAIN
Rain falls because the clouds can no longer handle the weight. Tears fall because the heart cannot longer handle the pain.
When life gives you a rainy day; play in the puddles.
Some people enjoy walking in the rain, others just get wet.
Don’t be angry with the rain; it doesn’t know how to fall upwards.
Don’t wait for the storm to pass; learn to dance in the rain.
Rain is nature’s way of adding sparkle to the outdoors.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN
You make plans and immediately regret making them.
You leave laundry in dryer until wrinkled, turn it on to take out the wrinkles, then forget again.
You calculate how much sleep you’ll get if you “fall asleep right now”.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.
Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you. McCullough Jr.
Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go. They merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein
Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction. Germany Kent

MORE USES FOR ERASERS
(Taken from Reader’s Digest Problem Solver)
Remove finger marks from piano keys. Choose a size that fits between the black keys.
Glue to the bottom edge of frame to make it hang straighter and it won’t damage the wall.
Rub scuff marks from floors and fingerprints from woodwork.
Put an eraser on the tip of knives to protect the knife and yourself.
Can be used as a pincushion.

PUNCH LINES
Marriage is made in heaven–but so is lightning and thunder.
Failure is never fatal and success is never final. So, keep plodding onward.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F

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A smiley face holding an umbrella and falling down.

Theresa Klunk Schultz