This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING
it would take a while, after I applied, to get my driver’s license. But here it was already.  I wasn’t anxious to see my picture. I felt it wasn’t good when she took it, so I asked her if I could see it and maybe take it over. That didn’t happen.  I wasn’t sure if there was a ‘only one shot’ rule or if I had a cranky clerk. So, I was prepared for the worse. Well, at least that’s what I thought. OhMyGosh!  How am I going to hide this for the next four years?
I guess I’ll just have to accept the fact that the camera takes what it sees.
It’ll keep me humble.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN…
There’s more conversation about joints and back.
You often say ‘good old days’.

IS THAT A COMPLIMENT OR AN INSULT?
Wow!  I didn’t expect that from you.
I know we’ve met before.

HINTS FOR LEATHER
(Taken from Easy Does It)
Make old scratched-up leather belts, shoes, and purses look better with a permanent marker. Find a matching color and simply mark over the worn spots.
Clean white leather shoes with a white, non-gel toothpaste.  Rub it on, rinse it off, and wipe shoes dry.
Use the inside of a banana peel to polish your leather shoes. Buff with soft cloth.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

PUNCH LINES
Tact is making a point without making an enemy.
Happiness does not depend on what we have, but what we are.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources. Deem reliable at your own risk. ?
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

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Theresa Klunk Schultz

3 Comments

  1. Cathy Saine on August 11, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Speaking of polishing shoes, do you remember polishing those white leather high tops our little toddlers wore, taking out the shoe laces and actually washing them, applying the white liquid polish then setting the little shoes aside to dry? Those shoes were expensive too, and the children out grew them in no time. Now days, the little ones run bare foot most of the time, much healthier than those leather high tops.

  2. Jeanne M Howard on August 19, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    For me, Happiness is making the best of whatever life throws at me. See you (maybe) on the 25th at 11 a.m. on Zoom.

  3. Bonnie Bates on August 26, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Love it all, Theresa. Especially the driver license photo. I hate showing my drivers license. If it was a cranky clerk, I must have had the same one last time I went. I snap and I wasn’t even ready 🙁

    Playing catch-up here again. Or should I call it “binging”. That’s the current lingo for watching everything at once, right? Anyway, late or not, love your stuff.

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