I WAS THINKING…
about recently when I looked in the mirror and for a split second, I saw my sister.
It triggered a childhood memory. When I was growing up with my seven sisters and three brothers, people often said to us, “You must be one of Klunks. You all look alike. (yes, that was my maiden name). I never knew if that was a compliment or an insult.
To this day, I can see a thread of resemblance passed down to every generation. I know now. It was a compliment.
KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Wear comfortable shoes that are good for your feet and back.
Soak in a bubble bath, while you can still get out of the tub.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN…
People no longer laugh when you fall, but come running.
You sleep better in a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed.
ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE
(Signs of the Time)
Plumber’s Sign: We repair what your husband fixed.
Tire Shop Sign: Invite us to your next blowout.
Plastic Surgeon’s Sign: Let us pick your nose.
Veterinarian’s Office Sign: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
IDEAS TO CURE HICCUPS
(Taken from Reader’s Digest Handy Tips)
Hold breath until you must exhale.
Drink a glass of warm water slowly.
Nibble on a teaspoon of granulated sugar.
Put a paper bag over your mouth and nose.
PUNCH LINES
Being “over the hill” isn’t so bad; it’s better than being under it.
Truce is better than friction
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.
