I WAS THINKING…
about the snake I saw sunbathing on the sidewalks when I was on a walk.
I walked way around it, actually way, way around. It reminded me of when I was growing up. It wasn’t unusual to see snakes on our farm. My mom was terrified of snakes. So, I have a few snake stories. I guess I inherited my fear of snakes. But I’m not alone. According to what I recently read; Ophidiophobia, the fear of snakes, and Arachnophobia, the fear of spiders, are the most common phobias. Glad to know I’m normal.
KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Do something nice for someone, but keep it a secret.
Don’t let grandiose plans for tomorrow interfere with chances to do little things today.
OVERHEARD
I wish I had known when I was in the good days. It might have been more fun.
Now marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century, but hippies finally won.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
What’s worse than a box full of snakes? A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
Jane: I hate snakes.
Betty: Why do you hate snakes?
Jane: I think it’s because they have no feet.
Betty: Oh, you must be lacktoes intolerant.
QUESTIONS TO ASK WHEN UNCLUTTREING
When was the last time I used it?
Is it a duplicate?
Is it out-of-date?
Is it in repair or damaged?
Am I keeping it because I feel guilty giving away a gift?
How easily could I get another if I needed it?
What impact would it be if I didn’t have it anymore?
PUNCH LINES
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Brain cells may come and go, but fat cells go on forever.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.
