Blog May 11, 2026
I WAS THINKING…
how my doctor’s office doesn’t have magazines any more. I guess they figure everyone would rather use their phone to occupy their wait time. Of course, many of the patients who need to see a doctor are at the age who don’t want a phone in their face. I’ll just keep my phone handy in case it’s a long wait. I can always use it to play sudoku.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Silly doctor jokes
A frantic man calls a doctor. “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” The doctor says, “Is this her first child?” Angry now, the man replies, “No, you idiot! This is her husband!”
A man having trouble with his vision decides to visit his doctor. When he arrives at the office, the receptionist asks what’s wrong. “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes,” the man complains. “Have you ever seen a doctor?” she asks. He frowns and says, “No, just spots.”
SPAM ALERT
I read that if you receive a phone call and they ask “Can you hear me?” Just hang up because they might use your voice saying yes for a consent to something.
SALT TO THE RESCUE
(Taken from Grandma Putt’s Problem Solver)
Get white water rings off wooden tabletops with a pinch of salt and a drop of water, rubbing it into the wood with a soft cloth until the stain disappears. Follow with regular polish.
As soon as you see something bubbling over in the oven, cover the spatter with salt so it won’t adhere to the surface. After oven has cooled down, wipe it away with a paper towel.
To get tarnish off brass or copper, mix salt with lemon juice to make a paste, and rub the spots away. Rinse with cool water and wipe dry.
THIS I’VE LEARNED
Most of us have clothes we like better than others. Maybe we’ll choose to wear something that we don’t like, but we’ll wear it because we think we should since we have it. When we are comfortable and like how we look, we’ll feel better. Perhaps we should make sure the clothes we wear is a good feeling. Think about it.
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