This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…

how great it is this time of year. Spring has sprung, the temperature is usually not too hot or cold and with the change of time, there’s more time for fun in the sun. I used to think that everyone loved sunny days. But I have a friend who prefers cloudy days. She doesn’t even like the sun. I asked her if black was her favorite color.

OVERHEARD ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
 “I’m glad we’re going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ll save this year.”
“It’s like believing that if you cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it on the bottom, you’ll have a longer blanket.”
“Why can’t they change the time at 4:00 on Friday.”
“The hour I lost was the hour I was going to go the gym”
“I went to bed and lost an hour while I slept. If only losing weight were that easy.”
“My farm animals don’t know that the time changed.”

DON’T JUST…
Don’t just learn, experience.
Don’t just read, absorb.
Don’t just change, transform.
Don’t just promise, prove.
Don’t just criticize, encourage.
Don’t just think, ponder.
Don’t just hear, listen.
Don’t just talk, act.
Don’t just tell, show

WORDS OF WISDOM
When you love what you have, you have everything you need.

JUST USE HAIR SPRAY
(Taken from Reader’s Digest Problem Solver)
Stop insects in their tracts with a shot of hair spray.
Protect pastel artworks and pencil drawings with hair spray.
Spray it on freshly polished brass to retard tarnishing.
For longer lasting cut flowers, give them a dash of hair spray; stand a foot away and direct it at the undersides of leaves and petals.
To thread a needle, stiffen the end of the thread with hair spray.
Caution: Do not use hair spray near an open fire.

PUNCH LINES
All things come to those who are on a mailing list.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F

Happy Face Sun

Theresa Klunk Schultz

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