This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
about the rabbits who come to feast on the grass and plants in my yard. How could I be annoyed when they are so cute and fun to watch? When I analyze the damage they do, I figured they can still be cute, but someplace else. Don’t think I don’t appreciate bunnies. The chocolate bunnies for Easter were my favorite.

WORDS OF WISDON
It’s not what you have in life, but who you have in your life that’s important.
Remember you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else…Margaret Mead
Believe you can and you are halfway there.
When you feel broken, alone and unsure what to do anymore, just smile.

TIPS FOR FREEZING
(Taken from Haley’s Hints)
FRUIT: Choose firm and fresh fruit. Freeze quickly and in small amounts. To keep from discoloring, mix a pinch of ascorbic acid with the sugar when preparing.
SOUPS OR STEWS: First place in a strong plastic bag. Place the bag inside a freezing container. When frozen, remove the bag from container, and you will save space.
EXOTIC ICE CUBES: For ‘cocktail’ cubes, freeze with maraschino cherries or olives, cocktail onions or a sprig of mint. Or even add a rose pedal for a colorful look.
CLEARER ICE CUBES: Use water that has been boiled.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
WHAT NOT TO DO IN PUBLIC
Scream at someone “You’re one of them!” then back away slowly.
Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
When money comes out of the ATM scream, “I won! I won! I won!”
Go up to a stranger, hold up your picture and yell “Have you seen this person?”
Fill an empty Windex bottle with Gatorade, drink and double over in pain.

PUNCH LINES
 It’s hard not to believe a liar who says nice things about you.
The most difficult thing about business is minding your own.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

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Theresa Klunk Schultz

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