I WAS THINKING…
how spring really feels alive once Easter is here. I’m reminded of my childhood when I lived in the country. I could hardly wait for it to be warmer so I could spend more times outdoors. I especially loved Easter because it often meant a new dress and hat to wear to church. Still today, those childhood memories help me remember why Easter is special and the reason we celebrate.
HOW THE DATE FOR EASTER IS DETERMINED
Easter is observed on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the spring equinox (March 21). Easter, therefore, can fall on any Sunday between March 22 and April 25. The earliest recorded observance of an Easter celebration comes from the 2nd century, although the commemoration of Jesus’ Resurrection probably occurred earlier.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband: You weren’t really skinny to begin with.
Time of Death: 11:00 pm
Cause: Covid
EASTER PUNS
Eggs-cuse me!
For Peep’s sake!
No bunny but you.
I’m having a bad hare day.
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
I’m eggs-hausted from all this fun.
I don’t know, let me ask the eggs-perts.
ALKA-SELTZER WILL HELP YOU CLEAN
(Taken from U-Tube’s Hacks)
Clean the toilet bowl by dropping in two Alka-Selzer tablets. Wait 20 or 30 minutes, then brush and flush. The critic acid in the tablets is supposed to leave the toilet bowl gleaming.
Alka-Seltzer is also effective for cleaning coffee makers. Mix 3 or 4 tablets in 10 ounces of water. Pour the solution into coffeemaker and run through complete cycle. Next, run the brewer through a couple additional cycles. This should clear out any residue.
PUNCH LINES
The noblest dog is a hot dog. It feeds the hand that bites it.
Cleaning out the refrigerator is a nasty task—and fattening too.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
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