This I’ve Learned

 CLEVER TIPS WITH FOOD — 🌶

Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps are firmer and better for cooking.
Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef.  It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
You can double the size of can frosting by whipping it with a mixer a few minutes.

KEEP A HAPPY FACE DAY

Smile, your wrinkles won’t show.
Don’t let yesterday’s mistakes be today’s worry

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

Eighty year old Philip answered his phone while driving.  His wife gave him an urgent warning. “Be careful, Phillip, I heard on the news there’s a car going the wrong way on I-25.”
“Well, there’s not just one where I am. There’s hundreds of them.”

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…

…the candles cost more than the cake
…you can’t find the remote and two days later find it in the fridge

PUNCHLINE

If you give some people an inch, they’ll think they’re a ruler.
Some people who pride themselves on having an open mind just have holes in their head





Information for this blog is taken from many sources. Deem reliable at your own risk. 😃
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

Happy Face

Theresa Klunk Schultz

5 Comments

  1. Bonnie Bates on March 17, 2020 at 10:44 am

    Love it. Keep up the good work!
    Bonnie

  2. Joan E. Bennett on March 20, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    Great hints!! Great jokes!! Neat blog & book!!

  3. Kathy on April 1, 2020 at 5:12 am

    Great food tips!!

  4. 3m 1860 n95 on April 2, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Great and an informative article!
    King regards,
    Abildgaard Henneberg

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