I WAS THINKING…
about recently when I sat in the dentist chair for two hours (cavity under a crown). It certainly wasn’t fun, but it made me think about how tedious it must have been for my dentist having to be so precise while working in such a small area for so long. Most of us only think of a dentist as someone we don’t want to see and forget to appreciate their talent and how important they are to us. Of course, this still doesn’t erase the fact that I don’t like sitting in a dentist chair. You know, Queen Elizabeth may have a crown, but I have a whole mouth full.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
you start driving slower.
you meet people who don’t know what a cassette tape is.
WORDS OF WISDOM
(Taken from Life’s Little Treasure)
Don’t burn bridges. You may be surprised how often you’ll have to cross
that same river.
Remember what’s right isn’t always popular, and what’s popular isn’t always right.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?”
“That’s right Sir.”
“So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with someone?”
“That was my boyfriend. He’s a dentist.”
TIPS ON WASHING WINDOWS
(Taken from Haley’s Hints)
Best to wash on a cloudy day. The sun will cause the glass to dry too quickly, leaving steaks.
Wash with vertical strokes on one side and horizontal on other. If there are streaks, you’ll know which side of the glass they’re on.
Crumpled newspaper is a good choice for drying windows.
A lambswool mop pad can be used to give glass a final buffing.
PUNCH LINES
If you want something to last forever, take out a mortgage.
Don’t judge a man who spent years behind bars. Maybe he was a bartender.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.
