I WAS THINKING…
about yet another dentist appointment. It makes me think how much money I’ve spent on my teeth all these years. I wonder what all I could’ve bought with the bridges and crowns hidden in my mouth. It’s like my secret treasure. I’m just thankful my teeth aren’t like the stars. They come out every night.
DENTIST HUMOR
Dentist Office Sign: You only need to brush your teeth if you want to keep them.
What’s another name for a dentist’s office? A filling station
What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist? Oops.
What’s the dentist’s favorite saying? Put your money where your mouth is.
What did the dentist say to a golfer with a cavity? You have a hole in one.
LET US TALK ABOUT LETTUCE
(Taken from Reader’s Digest Practical Problem Solver)
Revive wilted lettuce by giving it a quick dip in hot water, then rinse in ice water that a little salt or sugar has been added. Shake and refrigerate.
Be sure lettuce leaves are dry before tossing. Dressing won’t stick to wet leaves.
Use fingers to tear lettuce into bite-size. A knife will cause edges to turn brown.
Use lettuce as a hot vegetable. Sauteed or stir-fried for a surprise side dish.
QUOTES ABOUT RETIREMENT
“Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.” (Harry Fosdick)
“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.” (Ella Harris)
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” (Abe Lemons)
“You have to put off being young until you can retire.” (Unknown)
“To me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.” (Dick Van Dyke)
PUNCH LINES
Having common sense is one thing; using it is something else.
Don’t pet your pet peeve too much.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
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