I WAS THINKING
about recently when I had to rush so I wouldn’t be late. Every red light played the ‘my turn’ game. My nerves were fighting with me by the time I arrived. I didn’t like it. Later, when I thought about it, I said to myself, “Self, why did you wait so long to leave?” DAA…There was no good reason. I think there’s a lesson here for me. All I need to do now, is to remember it.
KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Mirrors don’t lie, so don’t look too closely.
Give yourself a break. No one is perfect.
Do something nice for someone, but keep it a secret.
Wake up with gratitude. Your day will be more peaceful.
Find delight in simple things.
GOOD ANSWER
A little girl asked an elderly lady if she was old or young, she answered, “I’ve been young for a very long time.”
When asked why he failed, Jake replied, “I didn’t fail. I just found the wrong way to do it.”
A reporter visited a nudist camp. He asked a nudist, “How did you get to be a nudist?” The nudist replied, “I was born this way.”
HACKS TO USE POOL NOODLES
(Taken from You Tube)
Cut in pieces to pack around shipping objects.
Planting flowers in pot? Cut noodle in pieces to fit in the bottom, top with soil.
Put in bottom of flower vase to hold flowers in place.
Put a slit piece around bucket handle to make it a soft.
Can be used as knee guards when working in the garden.
Put around swing chain to make it softer for a child’s hand.
Punch lines
The best flattery-free compliments are imitation.
What you fall for is determined by what you stand for.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
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