I WAS THINKING…
that spending more time at home has made me notice and appreciate
the favorite things in my house.
I know I’ve been spared a few back aches because of the extra thick rubber mats on my kitchen floor. What a relief to no longer sweep my garage and patio because of a blower. And I couldn’t possibly move some things if I didn’t have the two-wheeler carrier. I like that I can put food in the steamer and not worry about forgetting what I put on the stove. Gosh, I didn’t realize I had it so good.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GROWING OLD WHEN…
you appreciate cancelled plans.
people can hear how old you are when you stand up.
LOOK AT THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” – Sir Norman Wisdom
“Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” – Anonymous
TIME AND MONEY SAVERS
(Taken from Haley’s Hints)
To get the last drop out of a spray bottle, put marbles in bottom to raise the liquid to meet suction tube.
Use a hook-type can opener to open cardboard cartons that have dots saying “press here for easy opening.”
PUNCH LINES
A new medicine for ringing in the ears changes it to a busy signal.
Wine improves with age. The older we get the better it tastes.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.
