about the recent three-digit temperature. I always say there’s something good in everything. The only thing I could come up with is that it was hot enough to justify complaining about how hot it is. We didn’t have air-conditioning when I was growing up, now I do. Well, okay, there’s another good thing. Someone once said there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Sign on a church yard:
Too hot to keep changing sign.
Sin Bad – Jesus good
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You know it’s hot when…
the chair gets up when you do.
(Especially if you’re wearing shorts)
How to park parallel
Park somewhere else.
Best way to tell a woman’s age
When she’s not around.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Don’t do anything today that you can do tomorrow. (But it’ll never get done.)
If the world ended today, would you be ready to go to heaven?
If there is a hill to climb, waiting will not make it smaller.
INCREASE GAS MILAGE
(Taken from Easy Does It)
Check the car’s tire pressure frequently. Underinflated tires increase resistance, which cause tires to wear out quicker and the car to consume more gas. A regular tune-up is important. A misfiring spark plug can lower your gas mileage by 30%.
PUNCH LINES
The best thing in life is that it goes on.
Don’t strut your humility.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
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