HOUSEHOLD HINT — ?
For white water spots on furniture mix equal amounts of toothpaste and baking soda to form a mild abrasive paste. Dampen cotton cloth to rub into spots. Buff with soft, dry cloth.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Once again the on-line dating left forty-five year old, Amie, with a broken heart. It didn’t help that all her friends were married and she thought of herself as an old maid. She often confided in her ninety-two year old grandmother. “Grams”, she said, “When should a woman stop hoping for romance?”
“Oh, honey”, I just don’t know yet.”
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
Your back goes out more than you do.
You say, ” I remember this” when you visit an antique store.
KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Don’t keep secrets from the ones you love.
You are in charge of what you think.
OVERHEARD
My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only have 15 to go!
PUNCH LINES
Most people aren’t afraid of flying; they’re afraid of crashing.
You had too much to drink if you see double and act single.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources. Deem reliable at your own risk. ?
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.
