This I’ve Learned

 I WAS THINKING…
that I needed to donate the box of clothing before I dug through them and
hang some back in my closet. I wondered if thrift shops were even taking donations now. The one I found was not only taking donations, but it was ‘Senior Monday’, 50% off everything for seniors. So, I stayed and rummaged with other masked seniors.
I came home with two small lazy Susan turntables. I wasn’t sure where to use them, but it didn’t take long to realize how niffy they would be in many places, like the fridge, pantry,office and different shelves. I was so excited! I can’t wait to buy more and larger ones.
 Gosh, is this ‘staying at home’ business making me appreciate little things more or is it a sign of how bored I really am if I can get so excited over a lazy Susan.

KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Wear your seat belt. They are less confining than a wheelchair.
Sometimes it’s best to choose health foods, even if the price makes you sick.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN…
the candles cost more than the cake.
you can’t find the remote and two days later find it in the fridge.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
                               Can you guess????
1. What’s the hardest thing to give away?
2. What do you find once in morning, twice in afternoon but never in evening? 
3.  What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? 
4.  What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
                              Answers on the bottom

HINTS FOR INSIDE CAR
(Taken from Easy Does It)
Rub baby oil on leather seats to prevent rips and tears.
Sprinkle seats and carpet with baking soda before vacuuming to rid odors.
Mend fabric upholstery with an iron-on patch.

PUNCH LINES
Life is a coin to be spent any way you wish, but only once.
While making a living, don’t forget to live

ANSWERS
1.A smile. When you give one to someone, most times, they will give it back.
2.The letter 0.
3. Short
4. Noon

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.

Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

OIP

Theresa Klunk Schultz