This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
about my hair that has been getting a natural curl. I thought it was my imagination, so I waited until my hairdresser said something. Sure enough, she noticed and was as surprised (and pleased) as I was. Even google couldn’t give me a definite reason. I always wished I had naturel curly hair, especially when I was growing up and my sisters and I would give each other Toni Home Permanents. Better late than never! 

HOMEMADE HINTS FOR HAIR
(Taken from Haley’s Hints)
Dry Shampoo: Baby powder sprinkled on hair will act as any commercial dry shampoo. Brush vigorously.
Fill spray bottle with flat beer and use as a setting lotion. Or Club soda works well too, straight from the bottle.
For a home-protein treatment blend 1 tbs. lemon juice and 3 whole whipped eggs in the blender. Apply to clean damp hair and allow to sit 15 minutes. Rinse with cool water. This treatment aids damaged ends and leaves hair shining.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
(Overheard).
I have red hair because God knew that I needed a warning label.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
I saw a cap that read: Wish you were hair.

DID YOU SEE THESE SIGNS?
At a beauty parlor: Ph.D. stands for Professional Hair Dresser.
At a Blood bank: Donate now, don’t let us get caught with our pints down.
Entrance at a nudist colony: Please Bare with Us.
At a busy bakery: Keep your weight (wait) under control. Take a number.

PUNCH LINES
Seven is an odd number; to make it even, just delete the “s”.
It’s okay to let your mind wander as long as you don’t lose it.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.

Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

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Theresa Klunk Schultz