This I’ve Learned

MY THOUGHTS FOR THIS WEEK
It’s tough out there—for everyone. Perhaps this is a “heads up” time to evaluate our life. Are we who we want to be? Are the grudges we carry keeping us from being happy? What do we need to do to be sure we will spend our eternity in heaven?  Let’s keep faith and learn from this experience.  Often one must go through the darkness to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

KEEP A HAPPY FACE
Once time is gone, it’s gone forever. Don’t waste it.
Smile when your hair doesn’t look good, people will look at your face and not your hair.

HELPFUL HINT FOR CLUB SODA
Add to fruit juice for a healthful and inexpensive beverage.
Pour over rusty nuts and bolts to loosen them.
Clean porcelain fixtures by pouring club soda over them. No soap or rinsing is necessary and won’t mar the finish.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
You get up to answer the phone and find out it’s on the TV.
Everyone reminds you of someone you once knew.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Joyce had hay fever.  She could never be without a Kleenex. She wore a low- cut cocktail dress to a dinner party. Since the dress didn’t have pockets, she stuffed two Kleenexes in her bosom. She was very discreet when she reached for the first Kleenex. Later, she needed the second. Again, Joyce was discreet in reaching for a Kleenex.  She fumbled with both hands when she couldn’t find it. Her face turned red when she looked up and noticed others were watching.  “I know I had two when I came,” she blurted.

PUNCH LINES
To find a lost article quickly, buy a replacement.
Adults often wish they could take the naps they refused as a kid.


Information for this blog is taken from many sources. Deem reliable at your own risk. 😃
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

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Theresa Klunk Schultz

9 Comments

  1. Nancy on March 23, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    This is great. Thanks Aunt Theresa. Love ya❣️

  2. Alex Rogachenko on March 23, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Great blog!

  3. Mary Ann Rippel on March 24, 2020 at 8:07 am

    Thank you for some helpful hints. Especially the one about smiling so my hair will not be noticed–this staying home is making me lazy about doing my hair everyday. Of course there is no one to look at me ! Thank you for a laugh with the “On the Lighter Side” piece. We all need a laugh in these difficult days. Stay busy and stay well my friend.

  4. Rosemary Schoeberle on March 29, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Hi, Theresa. Bob and I are back in Brighton. We came back the tenth of March and have been self-housed ever since then. We did stop and pick up some groceries on the way which was an excellent idea. I was proud of you and the posting you are doing. I will try to follow your writing. I hope you are doing well. Bob and I are pretty bored here but Florida has its own problems. We keep in touch with Paul and his family and they are doing the same things that the rest of us are trying to do following the instructions on the TV. Take care and keep up the good work. Love to you and your family.

  5. Jeanne M Howard on March 30, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Belated Thoughts for the Week 3/23. Your blog is really uplifting. It’s just what we need for the next few months. I’m determined to watch TV for no more than one hour a day. I have the music channel on the rest of the time. It put me in a calm mood.
    I’m happy for you that you are getting positive responses. At least you are not getting so many you wouldn’t have time to read them.

  6. Bonnie Bates on March 30, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Great stuff. Laughed out loud at “lighter side”

  7. Karen K Belleville on April 5, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Perfectly said. “Once time is gone; it’s gone forever. Don’t waste it.” I think of all this time we are home quarantined safe from the virus. The time is going by, but are we wasting it? Only each one of us can answer that question. I shall ponder on your quote. I also shall chuckle the next time I hide my tissues. Thank you.

  8. Carolyn Gordon on May 16, 2020 at 8:08 am

    Theresa I really enjoyed all the parts of your blog! You are an inspiration to me with your energy …drive…wisdom…and positive thinking!

  9. Toni Pugh on May 25, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Theresa, I love reading your blogs. What an
    Inspiration you are. You made me laugh,
    don’t stop writing.

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