This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING
how  bright the sun was when I was driving and when I suddenly went a different direction, I came head-on to blinding glare. It scared me. It certainly didn’t take me long to find the sun visor. AND it reminded me to wear my polarized sunglasses. I wonder how many accidents happen because of sun glare. I guess it can’t be any worse than driving in a hard rain. Maybe I’m suppose to just stay home.
Naw…I don’t think so.

OVERHEARD
One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the radio in your car to see better.
I found a really effective sunblock. It’s called my house.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
your health insurance is finally paying off.
you can predict the weather by your joints.
you remember trivia, but can’t recall how often you told someone.

LET’S TALK PASTA  
Taken from Haley’s Hints
Add yellow food coloring to boiling water to give pasta a rich, buttery look.
Also adding a few drops of oil will prevent spill-overs on the stove.
Place deep fryer basket into the pot of hot water before adding spaghetti. It’ll be a strainer that lifts out the spaghetti and also prevents it sticking to the bottom of the pot.

PUNCH LINES
If everyone drove right, there would be more people left.
Universal Christmas custom: Getting into debt.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.

sunglasses

Theresa Klunk Schultz