I WAS THINKING…
about Valentine’s Day. It couldn’t come at a better time. It’s in the middle of winter, this Covid “Stuff” is getting old and we still have to wait for spring.
Seems like a great time to be reminded that we are loved and a time for us to express our love. Some people even got a box of chocolates. But it’s no big deal for those of us who weren’t so lucky. Some stores have the ‘day after’ sale for maybe even half off.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Henry saw a middle-aged man standing at the counter in the post office. The man was placing ‘Love’ stamps on envelopes that had hearts all over them. He then sprayed the envelops with perfume. Henry’s curiosity got the best of him and he asked what he was doing. The man replied, “I’m sending out one thousand Valentines signed, Guess Who?”.
“But why?” Henry asked.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man said.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD
…when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even notice.
…when everybody whispers.
…when you have three sizes of clothes in your closet.
…when you check the food package ingredients for fiber content.
RIDDLES FOR THE GRANDKIDS
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
(They both have the same middle name)
What do you call bears with no ears? ( B– )
HOW TO TREAT CUT FLOWERS – (Perhaps a Valentine gift)
Taken from Haley’s Hints
Remove leaves below waterline to avoid contaminating the water.
Add a spoon of sugar plus a few drops of lemon juice. Helps keep them fresher and avoid unpleasant odors.
Change water daily to help flowers last longer.
Want to make stems longer? Fit the stem into a plastic straw.
PUNCH LNES
Why is a color called fast if it won’t run?
If the doctor looks annoyed, he may be out of patients.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
