I WAS THINKNG…
how fortunate I am to have one of my favorite stores near me. It’s nice to go to the friendly Trader Joe grocery store, instead of a large super market. Besides my regular milk, eggs, etc., there’s always new things to try. And, of course, there’s the yummy Mint Chip ice-cream. After I pick it up and read the numbers on the ingredients, I might put it back. But then sometimes I’ll put it in my cart before guilt sets in. Then it’s too late, I have to take it home and eat it. Maybe next time I’ll put it back. I’m not making any promises.
HAVE YOU NOTICED?
Exercise and extra fries sound alike.
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
If you don’t ask, you don’t get.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Patient: “Doctor, you have to help me, I think I can see in the future.”
Doctor: “When did it start?”
Patient: “Next Friday.
FEEL BETTER FOR LESS
(Taken from Easy Does It (not me) You’re on Your Own)
If you have a throbbing headache, cut a lime in half and rub it on your forehead.
Dab toothpaste on a pimple before going to bed. It will dry out the pimple and make it less noticeable the next day.
A cup of warm milk with two teaspoons of honey will soothe the throat, stop a cough, and help you sleep.
To repair scratched glasses with plastic lenses, spray Pledge furniture polish on both sides of the lenses, gently rub it in, and wipe with a soft cloth.
Fight crow’s feet with olive oil. Dab a couple drops around the eyes each night.
PUNCH LINES
One can only be young once, but immature for a lifetime.
Oversleeping won’t make your dreams come true.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.FO
