I WAS THINKING…
about the other day when I was running late. It’s never fails, when I’m in a hurry, I end up behind a driver who seems to be just enjoying the scenery. Then I saw a policeman lurking on the corner, waiting for someone like me. OMG! If it hadn’t been for the slow driver in front of me, I probably would’ve gotten a ticket. I wish I could’ve thanked that slow driver. At least I can appreciate a blessing in disguise.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…
you stop saying ‘What’s new?’ and start saying ‘Remember when?’.
when you turn down the radio in your car so you can see better.
you no longer refer to your knees as left and right, but good and bad.
it’s more important to be comfortable than beautiful.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Tough times don’t last, but tough people do.
Each moment is a place you’ve never been. Enjoy it.
Don’t regret what you do. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
Life always offers a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
HINTS FOR YOUR CAR
(Taken from Haley Hints)
At the first sound of squeaking brakes, have them checked.
Sometimes tiny dents can be taken out with a plunger. Pump the plunger and pull.
Plastic net bags (like onions come in) will remove insects from windshield with no harm to the glass.
You don’t have to wait for the defroster to take effect, use a chalkboard eraser to clean windows quickly without streaking. Keep one in your glove compartment.
High speed consume more gas than slower speed. Maintain a steady pace.
SWEDISH PROVERBS
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your arm.
Even the smallest of stars shine in the darkness.
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
PUNCH LINES
Cheap merchandise is often the most expensive.
The difference between “good looking” and “looking good” is about 30 years.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
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