This I’ve Learned

I WAS THINKING…
about the people I meet at the senior center. They are people who are retired and now are just finding fun things to do. Some have had a very impressive profession and others not so much. But that’s not important now.  It’s nice to meet someone for who they really are as a person…today.
It almost like when we were in the first grade. We didn’t know, nor cared, who was rich or smart. We liked playing with all the kids.

YOU CAN’T BUY EVERTHING
You can buy a bed, but not sleep.
You can buy a clock, but not time.
You can buy medicine, but not health.
You can buy a book, but not knowledge.
You can buy a house, but not a home.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Husband: Why do you never get angry with me when I’m upset with you?
Wife:  I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.

HINTS WHEN USING GLUE
(Taken from Easy Does It)
Spread petroleum jelly on the inside of your glue lid, and it won’t stick.
If glue has gotten thick, put a few drops of vinegar in the container and shake.
Put wax paper between your gluing project and workbench to keep glue off bench.
Squeeze a dot of super glue in center of button and you’ll never lose a button.

REMEMBER THIS
Love is the greatest gift you can give or receive.
You are in charge of what you think.

PUNCH LINES
It’s never hard to meet expenses…you meet them everywhere.
You can tell the score of a game before it starts.  It’s nothing to nothing.

Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F.Posted

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Theresa Klunk Schultz