Blog 5/30/22
I WAS THINKING…
about the sunlight that seemed to explode in my face when I opened the shutters this morning. Maybe it was a prompt to remind me to have hope and faith even during the dark times. It breaks my heart to know so many are struggling with the war and the heartbreak of losing a child. I can’t change it. But I can pray that the bright sun of a new day can be a prompt of hope and faith also for those who are hurting,
WISDOM OF THE DAY (ALMOST)
Give everything you do 100%. Except if you’re donating blood.
The idea is to die young as old as possible.
It’s better to give than receive, especially if it’s a cold.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Art Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Charlie: That’s a cow in the field.
Art Teacher: Field? Where’s the grass?
Charlie: The cow ate it.
Art Teacher: Then, where’s the cow?
Charlie: The cow left because there was no grass left to eat.
REMOVE STAINS
(Taken from Easy Does It)
Stains from red drinks can be removed by pouring rubbing alcohol over stain before laundering.
Wash away ink spots with cold water, work in mixture of cream of tartar and lemon juice. Leave in for one hour, and launder as usual.
Scrub away spaghetti stains. Wet, cover the stain with powdered automatic dish-washing detergent, and brush with an old toothbrush.
Rinse away the powder and wash as usual.
TOMATO BOOSTER
(Taken from Amish Health Secrets)
Sprinkle 1 tsp. Epson salt into each planting hole. It’s the magnesium in the Epson salt that works the magic.
PUNCH LINES
If ignorance is bliss, why learn anything?
Memory is what your forget with.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
