I WAS THINKING…
about someone who recently lost her dog. She was devasted. She felt she had lost her best friend. Anyone who has ever bonded with a dog know they have experienced an unconditional love. It’s been many years since I said good-bye to Brandy, but so often I’m still reminded of him. We all think of our loved ones who are no longer with us. But we can take comfort in knowing, memories are forever.
DOGGIE TREATS
A dog wags his tail with his heart.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know, but do not tell.
Dog is God spelled backwards.
DOG JOKES TO SHARE WITH YOUNG ONES
Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What could be more incredible than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
What did the Dalmatian say after he ate his yummy dog dinner?
MMM, that hit the spots!
What do you call a dog that can’t bark?
A hushpuppy.
Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade?
Because it was a hot dog.
LET’S TALK POTATOES
(Taken from Haley’s Hints)
Pour boiling water over potatoes before peeling to make easier to peel.
Use a cheese slicer for thin, uniform potato slices.
Boil potato whole for 15 minutes before baking, Saves half the time.
To bake potatoes in microwave, stick four toothpicks into the potato like for legs. This allows air to circulate and it will cook more evenly.
Mashed potatoes will be light and fluffy if milk is heated before mashing.
PUNCH LINES
The average guy works himself to death so he can live.
You make an ash of yourself when you get cremated.
Information for this blog is taken from many sources.
Deem reliable at your own risk.
Punch Lines are complimentary of Fr. John Hampsch, C.M.F
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